Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod June 20, 2012

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Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021

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A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the male says "penis jynx" before the female says "vagina jynx", she cannot speak until she licks/sucks/gets you off with her mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Vagina Jynx"

"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"PENIS JYNX" -male
"VAGIN... damn it" -female

"slurp, slurp" - female

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -female

by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011

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Jape Penis

Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

by Dick&Balls420 January 9, 2021

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Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

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