Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”
by anonymous April 5, 2023

by none of yb November 14, 2018

A father who develops an erection only when he feels at home in a particular environment or social situation, such as in his own bed or in the company of his wife.
For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.
Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.
Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.
Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.
Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.
by grammarboffin September 26, 2014

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Example of a dad joke:
“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
