self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.

"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence

by self-offense January 23, 2024

Selfcara

Is the era one enters when Healing and Selfcare is the priority for that individual.

I am heading to the infrared sauna because I’m making my selfcara a reality!

by Safariblossom January 24, 2024

Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024

Self Sabotage

Emily

Emily likes to self sabotage

Emily is currently self sabotaging her chances in a relationship

by haive February 2, 2024

Selffish fish day

The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.

Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.

by Icecoffiechick March 22, 2024

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

self insert

that thing you find on ao3 that pisses you off when the author tags it with y/n but its actually just them

"only skibidi alphas have enough courage to write a self insert fanfiction"

by CatSnow March 23, 2024