No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 25, 2017
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 7, 2023
A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths
Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout
by paidcents April 15, 2021
the ramp-up in highness following a cannabis-based smoke session, usually rising by 1 or 2 extra points after the initial peak is reached
After smoking with my friends, I went home to watch TV. It was after sitting for a couple minutes that I got PSI (Post-Sesh Intensification) and went from a 6 to an 8 almost immediately.
by rawloes June 20, 2011
The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023