Thirst post 

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you

“Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”

Thirst post by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021

National post your crush day 

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them

“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”

National post your crush day by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021

Lamp post 

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

Lamp post by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Boast post 

A humble brag on social media.

That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.

Boast post by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021

National post urself day 

March 13th. Blow up your story with you

National post urself day

National post urself day by Nobody knows284 March 12, 2022

Huff post 

A post filled pointless word vomit simply to simply to start arguments and annoy other members of a council. Commonly posted by only one individual within a group. Huff posting very similar to a shit posting except for shit posts are funny.

Did you see the recent huff post in the political committee

Huff post by Ndhdrew June 2, 2022

Pigeon Post 

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

Pigeon Post by haqlberry July 11, 2022