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KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023
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real bobby

Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs
dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs
by potatoman34 April 3, 2017
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.
if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.
by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018
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Real-Life GTA

Real-Life GTA
A person who lives a hectic, chaotic, and erratic lifestyle, often caught up in criminal behaviour such as car theft, shoplifting, and taking or selling drugs. They typically have arrest warrants and are frequently seen being chased by the police, embodying the unpredictable, high-energy chaos of a video game. Known for being funny and entertaining, they’re usually surrounded by equally amusing characters, making their entire life feel like a real-world version of GTA.

Motto: Every day is like GTA.
Frank: Bruv, our mate Danny’s living in a real-life GTA LOL.
Lee: Init bruv. Every time I see him he’s on one, doing mad stuff bruv LOL.
Frank: He's always getting chased by the police too.

Lee: He thinks it’s well funny bruv LOL.
Frank: Cracks me up when he goes, “Every day’s like GTA.”
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025
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Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”
by lil baby p April 7, 2019
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