toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Sand Cookie

A hot female of Middle Eastern Decent

Have you seen that girl that works at the corner store? She is a Sand Cookie.

by Eureka's Finest June 16, 2011

cookie crumblers

Little kids / babies: Children, in general.

Referring to her grandchildren, Gramma affectionately asked her son, "where are your little cookie crumblers?"

by MzGypsy September 30, 2011

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Tropi-Cookie

a fruit like cookie, taste like a fruit looks like a cookie.

"do you want an apple?" "No, i'd rather have a Tropi-Cookie!"

by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021

My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.

I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...

by CSKM November 23, 2021