Muffinocruncher

a Muffinocruncher

oh man, this word is Muffinocruncher

by Muffinocruncher May 19, 2022

Muffincrop

Similar to muffin top:

When someone is wearing a crop top and have no business wearing one.

Look at that nasty muffincrop. (Fatty in a crop top)

by John Ham June 21, 2022

muffin gf

Someone who is dating known minecraft youtuber, BadBoyHalo

(Made as a joke from a dating roleplay asmr video)

My little muffin gf <3

by CupcakeHalø July 1, 2022

MUFFINHEAD

BBH SAYS TO SKEPPY NEARLY EVERY TIME HE GETS MAD AT HIM

SKEPPY: greifs sever

BBH: STOPPPPP IT YOOOOUUUU MUFFINHEAD

by BBH AND SKEPPY LOVER July 8, 2022

Muffin

A cats name

Oh hi muffin! Your Sofia’s cat!

by Mufs July 21, 2022

Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022