What The Muffin

A phrase commonly used by BadBoyHalo, the word muffin is used instead of fuck, as Bad doesn’t swear(mostly)

Tommyinnit and Drista vandalized my house again. WHAT THE MUFFIN!

by ididntgetmyusername May 7, 2022

Muffin

A fat ass hoe that has a stick up her ass and lets any little dick into her vagina.

"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."

by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019

Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

muffin

A term used in hockey referring to a bad shot on goal, especially a low speed, high flying shot.

"Mike got the perfect setup from Tod, but shot a total muffin."

by DankDanThe3rd November 1, 2021

muffin spill

Adjective that refers to the overflowing of fat when a girl wears jeans and/or pants that are too tight for her. Similar to the term muffin top

"You have muffin top in those pants"

"Look at that chick's muffin spill"

by feefifo December 14, 2008