max cook

touches dogs especially pugs
"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."
by fatgrandma December 15, 2023
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max corons

Adherents to the moronic and irrational belief that Bitcoin (BTC) has to be crippled to a 1mb blocksize and that suffering extreme transaction fees, unreliability and slowness helps make BTC useful as a store of value.
Max corons don't believe in hard forks or blocksize increases.
by pyalot April 22, 2021
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Max 9c

Number fifteen I don't like him cuz he iz a big stinky pou and a big nonce!!!!!!!!! GG eZ XD
by M3Ga Faggot February 17, 2020
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cisco-maxxing

If a person cannot stop yapping about cisco protocols. The person is usually a nerd and also invested in linux.

He got 50 000 servers in his basement.
A: Bro do you want to drink and drive?
D: No, I cannot stop cisco-maxxing to these children.
A: Let me think about it
by Pi-tscha February 06, 2025
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stressed to the max

More stressed than ever before
Person 1: Hey Sally what's wrong?
Person 2: Bobbie Jo I'm just stressed to the max!
by Poptart0612 May 04, 2016
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max knight

max knight is used to describe someone who's hot, smart, and most importantly soft. a max knight may be a little autistic in the best sense. a max knight can solve crime while also star in a teen drama with ease. if he's got it all - he's a max knight.
"That guy is so jimmy olsen!"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
by dang and ronpa July 07, 2024
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