bro job 

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

bro job by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016

candy coated blow job 

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

candy coated blow job by Otis D February 6, 2009

hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

hand me job by the friendly farmer April 7, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

Alaskan Paint Job by tj2x May 12, 2011

National blow job day 

National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.

Enjoy your National blow job day!

National blow job day by Begone325 January 29, 2018

Two Man Job 

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.

How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!

Two Man Job by Baldemort April 12, 2021

Ring Job

The act of placing gummy peach rings on your dick and getting a toothless doneky wearing a top hat to suck you off.

Man what a ring job that was.

Ring Job by rustyskrewdriver September 14, 2010