socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.

DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”

by Lowcap September 21, 2022

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Sock

SOME
OTHER

CUNTS

KIDS

Im the poor cunt with socks!! least your kids are your own!!

by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes

There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.

by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021