I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation

I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.

Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

I'm not letting you make that point

If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?

Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi

A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025