Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

Ethan

Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY

Ethan is a fucking slut

by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025

Ethan Stephenson

To be a thot for goth chicks that will ruin your life. Usually has a drinking problem. Also has trouble finding “The one eyed gopher” on more then one occasion. But a loyal scumbag.

Wow that dude is a loser, his name must be Ethan Stephenson

by Renno911420 April 23, 2022

Ethan

Ethan, the hottest sexiest person ever you can usally find him flashing girls on FaceTime with his nipples even tho his eyebrows take up half of his forehead <3 Ethan is a very kind, funny, but gay (jk) amazing handsome boy and all the girls named Aahliyah fall for him

Ethan is the sexiest person alive

by Balzzz May 31, 2022

Ethan Kinnie

A depressed person

Chao: you’re like so sad, don’t become an Ethan kinnie over this!

by Glass2323 February 8, 2023

Ethan

Humongous cock. Will literally destroy your pussy. Fucks everything.

Ooooh I love Ethan’s cock!

by Snsnisinns May 10, 2022

Ethan

The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.

Omfg Ethan is so sexy!

Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan

by monster girl45 December 10, 2021