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a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
Donkey dick by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018

Donkey cheeks 

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.
1 from shrek
DONKEY GET OUT OF ME SWAMP
DONKEY by GabbieStan21 January 23, 2019

Donkey Crush 

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
Donkey Crush by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Donkeypunch 

To engage in sexual combat & to dominate wile in the act of sex or to hit or attack a woman wile penetration is taking course.
I was fu**ing my dirty s*ut she back talk me so i donkeypunch her wile penetrating her.
Donkeypunch by IG:Vicious_kush420 February 10, 2019