David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
Bart: Look that simp David
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David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
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a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend
person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole
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Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.
You are David at Fortnite
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Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous
Did you see David he looks so sexy
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Big dick man. Is left handed and has long black hair. Will still your bitch. Maybe likes anime.
Omg David’s has such a big dick
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David

A situation where something is dumb or a person whom is not smart out of sorts
#1 guy
Man look at that dude over there dancing like a fag

#2 guy
Man that fuckin dude is David!
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