david

david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.

i love david so much

by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023

BloodLust David(Lore)

A man who is committed to touching any and everybody possible when in his final form. He believes in getting satisfaction even when he doesn't want to. His main target is Sebastian. He hasn't slept for centuries, and his worst enemy is Faraz. "Faraz" (Demon form) has always tried to one up BloodLust David by continuing to touch more people than him. They have touched more people than there are stars. God himself has almost seen his demise from these two. When they aren't enemy's the universe will collapse, and everyone will be doomed ass they will form into one fully untied entity, and becoming the " Thoragorus". The "Thoragorus" can touch any being with its mind and holds the upmost power beyond our comprehension. If this were to happen, the world as we know, will forever be no more......

BloodLust David(Lore)- bloodlust David is someone who touches

BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......

You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched

by BigTallyWacker December 12, 2023

David

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.

I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.

by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023

David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

by anonymous December 18, 2023

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

David Rudari

The guy who always sings violeta songs and moans when singing the songs from violeta (he likes violeta)

You: Hey dude, how are you?
Them: OH OH OH

SOMOS AL EXITO

OH OH OH

SOMOS MAGNETICOS

*moans*
You: OMG you're such a David Rudari !!!!

by Papičino April 5, 2023

David Rexa

When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.

Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)

by Porkysko April 5, 2023