who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.
by aeron67 December 03, 2022
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who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.
by aeron67 December 03, 2022
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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 22, 2014
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wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.
After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.
by pinkblondie22 January 09, 2019
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cut the duck

To "cut the duck" is to kill a player with a high kill streak, thereby "cutting" them down. The player, obviously, being referenced as the "duck" in this situation.
My last kill cut the duck! We're back in first!
by junkmail22 October 03, 2013
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cut shaming

When a gambler cuts a shoe of cards, say for blackjack or baccarat, and is shamed by the group because that shoe caused them to lose money.
Blackjack table 804 is cut shaming Chris because everyone lost thousands of dollars on the shoe.
by TriviaNayNay January 27, 2018
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