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Christian Atheist 

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
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Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.

His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!

Max: what's up?

John: I made a friend named Christian!

Max: wow your so lucky man!

John I know right?
Christian by Hooni_Supreme♡ July 11, 2023

Christianity +1 

Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship
I have converted to Christianity +1
Christianity +1 by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023

Christian Fuck 

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

Christian and Andrea 

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.
That’s a Christian and Andrea.
Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.
Christian is seasonal
Christian by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023
christian is a gorgeous man with a giant dumper. his ass is the biggest around and has all the ladies talking about it for days on end. it is so big you’ll even dream about it for weeks.
damn did you see christian’s ass
christian by christianluvbug123 October 1, 2023