Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011

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Donkey slash

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.

"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."

by Gman0371 April 15, 2017

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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

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Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

by "Lil Leg Day" December 04, 2023

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Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

by "Lil Leg Day" December 04, 2023

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