ashy toes

bigger peepee in the world

omg is that ashy toes?? -ari
yes they have the biggest peepee in the world-ani

by Seanake July 18, 2022

toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

Clover toe

A hot chick that leaves a green turd in the toilet at a party.

This bitch just left a clover toe in my parents bath room!

by Slinky Stinky October 18, 2010

Jenna Per Toe

Jenna is a roasted sweet potato toe. She is kind of boring there is nothing to write about. KIDDING. She likes to have fun but she is a bit of lesbian, so if you're a girl you better watch out! Jen Jen Jenna.

Oh No! Omg is that a Jenna Per Toe!?"

by couchsweetpotato May 15, 2019

Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.

Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025

Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.

I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.

by mylegalninja March 15, 2020

Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.

Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂

by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018