by stuey_boy February 6, 2009
Get the Dog Chop mug."those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"
"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"
"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"
"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."
"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"
"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"
"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."
"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."
"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.
"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"
"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.
"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"
by Writah' February 24, 2009
Get the haute dogs mug.EXAMPLE: #1. Removing food that isn't yours from the fridge and consume when nobody is looking is smoke dogging.
EXAMPLE: #2. When one sets food/snacks in a pantry at work and someone else takes it and starts eating without asking is smoke dogging.
EXAMPLE: #3. When a meal is prepared between individuals and someone that didn't pay or contribute starts eating the food is smoke dogging.
EXAMPLE: #2. When one sets food/snacks in a pantry at work and someone else takes it and starts eating without asking is smoke dogging.
EXAMPLE: #3. When a meal is prepared between individuals and someone that didn't pay or contribute starts eating the food is smoke dogging.
by rhino2fire March 16, 2013
Get the Smoke dogging mug.If you are playing MLB2K13 we both know you are playing it for one reason and one reason only. That is the chance to win prize money for throwing a perfect game because heaven forbid that piece of trash be played for anything else.
That said, there's no way to win unless your pitcher is terrible which increases the difficulty and total points if you manage to throw that perfect game. But having a pitcher that gets his tits lit every two or three pitches only hurts more when your pitcher manages to make your fastball look like a sliding change up to the opposite spot of where ever you intended to throw the ball. This is where "thrown'n a dog" stems from.
Keep in mind that one can also intend to throw a dog. Throwing a dog can only happen when the ball is pitched and a "ball" is the result. Lets say you have 3 balls and 2 strikes. In this situation you can NOT walk this guy with a 4th ball. Not wanting to risk the perfect game and trusting your outfield if the batter gets a hit, you bring the heat down the gut of the strike zone trying to tear that hitter's asshole open. However with your pitcher being the piece of shit he is, he ruins your fucking life and "throws a dog".
You may also have 2 strikes and 0 balls so you decide to throw the batter a couple of dogs hoping he strikes out on the dog. When you are up to bat the computer will know you can't help but swing at everything and suffice it to say you'll be swinging at dogs, cuz them pitchers like throw'n a dog.
That said, there's no way to win unless your pitcher is terrible which increases the difficulty and total points if you manage to throw that perfect game. But having a pitcher that gets his tits lit every two or three pitches only hurts more when your pitcher manages to make your fastball look like a sliding change up to the opposite spot of where ever you intended to throw the ball. This is where "thrown'n a dog" stems from.
Keep in mind that one can also intend to throw a dog. Throwing a dog can only happen when the ball is pitched and a "ball" is the result. Lets say you have 3 balls and 2 strikes. In this situation you can NOT walk this guy with a 4th ball. Not wanting to risk the perfect game and trusting your outfield if the batter gets a hit, you bring the heat down the gut of the strike zone trying to tear that hitter's asshole open. However with your pitcher being the piece of shit he is, he ruins your fucking life and "throws a dog".
You may also have 2 strikes and 0 balls so you decide to throw the batter a couple of dogs hoping he strikes out on the dog. When you are up to bat the computer will know you can't help but swing at everything and suffice it to say you'll be swinging at dogs, cuz them pitchers like throw'n a dog.
"FUCK! How is Kuroda gonna throw me a dog when he has THREE BALLS!!!!????"
"Oh yea I'm throw'n m' dogs!"
"Look at him swing at that dog."
"2 strikes? I'm throw'n a dog!"
"That's right Cabrera, SUCK THAT FUCKIN DOG!"
"How is the umpire gonna call a dog?"
"Oh yea I'm throw'n m' dogs!"
"Look at him swing at that dog."
"2 strikes? I'm throw'n a dog!"
"That's right Cabrera, SUCK THAT FUCKIN DOG!"
"How is the umpire gonna call a dog?"
by Hematocryal April 13, 2013
Get the Throw'n a dog mug.The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.
Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.
by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013
Get the Shave the Dog mug.Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.
Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.
by martin2016 June 25, 2016
Get the Cleaning the Dog mug.Rorys dog is an autistic infected animal that has hair brushes chucked at him and dog hair put into a box to keep for generations to come
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