samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

Poop on an Escalator

When feces lands on an escalator for some reason and gets on every step.

"That poop on an escalator is nasty!"

by iAmCKC December 28, 2011

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.

I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.

by Tianus March 10, 2022

Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

poop sock

A sock used to poop in also can be used as a weapon in times of utmost importance

I HIT HER WITH A POOP SOCK

by dreamsickle June 29, 2020

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021