Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Your mother

A person female who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.

your mother is a hoe

by Mineblox3376 March 16, 2022

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 05, 2023

your mother

fat

jake: your mother is fat
josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Sans_Gaming_Real April 08, 2021

your mother

something i banged

Jake:I banged your mother yesterday
Brian:But my mother is dead

by I wanna commit die January 11, 2022

your mother

A nice lady who is your mother whose vagina I dive unto every night while you are sleeping.

I dove into your mother yesterday while you were sleeping

by suckyermadder January 29, 2023

Single mothering

The act of abusing your vehicle, usually in the way of neglecting oil changes, ignorant to bald tires and low tire pressure.

Ed is currently single mothering his new to him gmt-800

by Chris34334 February 09, 2024