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The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.
by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025
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3-way allegiance

The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.
Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up

Bro:yea

Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool

Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
by Antidi April 20, 2019
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The 8 way is A musical movement but in some cases can be considered a gang or mob.
I was jumped into the gang known as the 8 way GD’s aka The 8’s
by Phillyboyj August 26, 2025
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do you know da way

It's a derpy Knuckles meme (from Sonic) that is known as "Uganda Knuckles"
Do you know da way? No you do not know da way.
by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018
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Sze Wai

A derrogative term and vulgarity. Sze Wai is the greatest insult you could ever throw at someone. Calling someone a Sze Wai is the equivalent of using all vulgarities in the English and Chinese language against them.
Chad: " My mother is such a Sze Wai,"
Stephanie: "Yo dude take that back!"
by Sze Wai lover November 10, 2021
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Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
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