The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015

Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

by Arma guy May 18, 2016

ghetto-neck

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.

Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!

by speaking the truth November 20, 2015

Ghetto dumpling

any Asian person named Victor

bro victor always talks like a ghetto dumpling

by yesdaddy696969 December 23, 2022