jana ice tea

the best drink in the world, produced in bosnia

bosnian dude: alo brajo this is so good
another bosnian dude: ma ja brajo, it's jana ice tea

by alexismightbegay December 12, 2020

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Cold Tea

Gossip or information about someone else that is found out late.

Did you hear about the big fight last week?
No, what fight?
Dude, you always get the cold tea.

by seafoodstartup December 6, 2021

Tea

1. Gossip or facts,usually the more spicy the facts the more "hot" the tea. Telling these "facts" is called spilling the tea.
2. A metaphoric saying meaning rumors around any subject, particually surrounding school and the beauty community.

Spill the tea sis!

by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking

Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.

by phecez May 23, 2014