A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people
Stop being one-way
by Plep501 May 22, 2018

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023

by tsgshejj544 August 16, 2021

British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.
>SMASH!<
'WAY!'
'WAY!'
by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017

A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.
"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"
by Avocados Boi May 20, 2018
