A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
by Angelini Kokomelini 😇😜🎀✨ August 24, 2025


The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.
Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more
by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015

A term for:
Someone with Saggy Titties made of fat, beyond anything good.
Someone with an ass made of only fat, beyond anything good.
Generally acts like a hoe and pretends every guy wants her.
Someone with Saggy Titties made of fat, beyond anything good.
Someone with an ass made of only fat, beyond anything good.
Generally acts like a hoe and pretends every guy wants her.
Person 1: yo that Gina girl is such a Potato Sack!
Person 2: yeah bro she is so nasty, it’s just gross.
Person 2: yeah bro she is so nasty, it’s just gross.
by h@llo April 19, 2019

by Addadicktome May 18, 2021
