Penis Princess

A male who only focuses on his own pleasure. A neglectful sexual partner.

That man was a penis princess, I wasn’t satisfied once.

by samar8 March 4, 2023

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

Penis Holster

A Vagina. Also, the opening in Dan’s mouth.

Shut your damn penis holster Dan.

by St.Ranges March 2, 2019

Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod June 20, 2012

Cadens Penis

Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.

Caden: suck my dick, it’s cadens penis
Person: no I’ll gag!!!!

by CranberryJuice6979 June 3, 2022

penis weave

The pubes surround the penis or vaginal area.

Person1: did you hear Larry showed everyone his penis weave in the locker room
Person2: yea they were hella long

by Fetus_yeeter September 27, 2018

Lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020