punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club

If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.

by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019

Nut punch

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air

Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere

by Soulsrest December 10, 2019

punch circle

a collective celebration of self hatred in which all members form a circle and punch each other

also known as pircle

i hate myself - lets have a punch circle

by aiddsss December 11, 2019

punch the donut

hit the cervix during intercourse

"Ouch! You punched my donut!"

Punch the donut

by eldoot December 21, 2019

fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019