School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”
Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.
Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.
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No bullshit taking sumbitch ...
HE can be ur friend or he can be ur worst nightmare don't ever take his kindness for a weakness.... for that's how enemy's are created..... don't ever touch or cross one of his brothers ....the gates of hell will open upon thee with great fury and the sound of a thousand hoofs will shake the ground .....to protect him and the nation..... so if u ever get a chance to meet BONES THEE MAGNIFICENT......step lightly shake his hand and enjoy one of God's greatest unknown legends ..... THE ARIZONA
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No bullshit taking sumbitch ...
HE can be ur friend or he can be ur worst nightmare don't ever take his kindness for a weakness.... for that's how enemy's are created..... don't ever touch or cross one of his brothers ....the gates of hell will open upon thee with great fury and the sound of a thousand hoofs will shake the ground .....to protect him and the nation..... so if u ever get a chance to meet BONES THEE MAGNIFICENT......step lightly shake his hand and enjoy one of God's greatest unknown legends ..... THE ARIZONA
COYOTE.......
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*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.
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