I'm Jaking It

This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih

"I'm Jaking it oh soo good"

by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021

I'm on yo top

It means to roast a nigga lmao.

Ugly ahh lil boy i'm on yo top jit

by Whats it to yuh January 21, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

I'm all edge

To be up for anything. Down to do anything.

1: Hey bro, wanna go suck a dick?
2: Yeah, i'm all edge bro!

by MawkShawt August 29, 2019

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024