Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

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fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

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Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018

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little mother

An elder daughter that is put in charge of younger siblings in the day to day activities.

She played little mother to her brothers.

by Rolls0fKnickles May 2, 2024

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My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

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