The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

towel law by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

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bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

bakers law by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

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Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

Coconut Law by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

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