sus interest

When someone is interested in you but you can’t tell if it’s legit or not

He definitely has some sus interest for me

by Happytomi March 12, 2019

The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019

Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more

gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches

by vJ_434 August 18, 2019

The Internet

The Internet is a place you can easily find on your computer where you can watch videos, make memes, play video games, and much more. The Internet is also referred to The World Wide Web or just The Web.

This morning I went onto my computer to look at the daily news on The Internet.

The Internet is a series of tubes.

by Woomy Queen August 26, 2019

the internet

is for porn

dude: yo bro time for the internet

by Deans Sedan February 14, 2020

The internet

The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.

"I am SO addicted to the internet!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020

Passive Interest

Someone passive interest(ed) is someone who is desperate for something but doesn't show any signs of interest in that something, basically asking them to help achieve the person the something he wants but acting cool and not worried on it.

Desperate boi : oh man, tbh I dont care about being the leader of the clan. But hey if you want to vote me go ahead.

Random user in chat: my friend I know you want it. You have a Passive Interest on being the leader of the clan.

by Guille_641 April 1, 2020