When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 04, 2017
I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023
"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
by qbillustration June 30, 2013
Snake Arnold is a loser
by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 04, 2021
Man, Ellaria gave wicked sand snake last night. I can still feel the burn.
My teeth feel all gritty like I just ate spinach because I gave my boyfriend a sandsnake.
My teeth feel all gritty like I just ate spinach because I gave my boyfriend a sandsnake.
by sandsnakes October 18, 2017
HOP ON SNAKE SPIRAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
by the spiraler August 17, 2023
A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 03, 2022