Get the horses out

Another way for the younger generation to say “playing with yourself” or “jerking off”

Ill come over in a minute, just let me get the horses out

by Grohium March 25, 2024

Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.

Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?

by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024

reverse horse girl

Sex position. On a horse but doing reverse cowgirl

Omg, me and jenny hit reverse horse girl last night

by brookeclarke March 28, 2024

Hanging the horse

Ferociously tugging slug/beating off.

Suzie: "I hardly got any sleep last night! I think I heard Joe hanging the horse upstairs."

by sigmagoon32 January 15, 2026

horse pulp

the final result of beating a dead horse

I made 11 pounds of jello with a pint of horse pulp yesterday

by william mcmikkelson January 18, 2026

Horse flex

Horse flex: A display of wealth and status by showing off horses. The more prestigious the horse, the bigger the flex—symbolizing power, wealth, and success.

Example :The Saudi Arabian royal family has some of the best racehorses in the world—that’s a prime example of a horse flex.

Lee: Bruv, we went to my Mrs’ brother’s place the other day.
He's got a big house in the country, massive garden, sick cars… he’s even got horses.

Frank: He was really trying to make you feel poor, pulling a horse flex on you, bruv. LOL.

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL .

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 20, 2026

Taking the wind with the horses

Taking a joke too far

"Hey man can I see your toes?"
"Now you're just taking the wind with the horses"

by HorsesSquib February 24, 2026