Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

got these bitches whipped

To have someone or people under your control, as if they are cleaning for you because you told them to. The person or people will do what you say without question.

“Look at her, she’s got these bitches whipped.”

by Gettingemwhipped October 2, 2017

i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

Alex | I got a lewd basement

A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction

"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"

by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 19, 2021

dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

by Bean2213 December 2, 2020

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023

#GeT Got enough TP?

Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears

John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?

by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021