Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
by SaucyD July 23, 2016
Get the Golden horsemug. When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
Get the Golden-Alpaca Momentmug. a way to wish someone "sweet dreams" or a greeting to wish for a phosphorescent rest to face life's challenges the day after waking up
by Sundra Raymonde June 5, 2024
Get the Golden Bloodmug. by DontMessWithMyFriends October 27, 2017
Get the robert goldenmug. A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.
by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021
Get the Golden Gatemug. by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020
Get the Golden fountainmug. Where bitches act pregnant, and everyone vapes. Weird ass kids roam around school. The teachers for the most part are cool. bathrooms are full of dumbass kids that think that throwing trash everywhere is funny. I feel bad for the janitors at this fucking place. There’s groups of kids, the white church girls that are all not as innocent as they seem, the Yeehaws that are full of the dumbest kids imaginable, the weird kids that probably meow at each other, and the kids that are tolerable because they are smart and let people copy off them. All in all wack place, maybe don’t move here.
by pornaddicts10101 November 4, 2020
Get the Golden West High Schoolmug.