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Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.
by Ktayah February 3, 2018
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tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.
Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!
by QuacksO May 24, 2016
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Free Luigi

An expression of frustration with the U.S. Healthcare system.
My insurance company just denied my claim, even though they said they would approve it. Free Luigi!
by Monnai December 12, 2024
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Free

The state government is sending me to college for free.
by DanOgram June 5, 2018
mugGet the Freemug.

Cosmic Free Way

Cosmic Free Way is a jam band from the Reno/Tahoe area.
Cosmic Free Way jams with Probable Cause.
by Hippipimp November 9, 2009
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Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.
Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.
by NM83 August 17, 2025
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Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.
"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"
by kekbab January 15, 2020
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