Ethan

Vanilla

"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)

by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023

Ethan xux

Sexy among us beast

Ethan xux is a sexy beast really sexy

by Ethan xux June 20, 2024

Ethan

The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan

Ethan is that baseball player that has offers from every college in the country

by nysterp February 15, 2022

Ethan Core

A state of mind characterized by an immense feeling of horniness coupled with prejudism. This prejudism is most often a form of racism, sexism, or homophobia, but it can present itself in many other ways, such as xenophobia, transphobia, and antisemitism.

"Girl, I am soooo Ethan Core. I just cussed out this gay chick after busting a nut into a Hot Pocket."

by Crungo Moe May 8, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Ethan

The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed

person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"

by Skeleq July 13, 2022

Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019