Penngrove Pile Driver

When engaged in the Missionary position near the end of the bed, you're hitting it so hard you knock the two of you off the bed onto the floor with such force that the air in her vaginal cavity releases in a wind shear-like fashion, rendering all surounding body hair eliminated.

Man, my girl and I were going at it crazy last night. Tapped that ass so hard we fell into a Penngrove Pile Driver on the floor and now my stuff is waxed like I'm in Brazil or something!

by Taint Jackson June 11, 2010

Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.

Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.

by SonyaO March 7, 2011

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015