chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.

Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.

chicken wearing socks by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008

Chicken McNubblet

A cross breed between an idiotic person and someone who absolutely cannot do anything right at all. Bad luck follows them wherever they go. Whatever they touch turns to mush. Bring them along and the night will end in sadness. Guaranteed.

There's a party going on and everyone is having the best time ever. All of a sudden this one dude comes in and the cops bust up the party almost immediately.

Person 1: Who invited the Chicken McNubblet?
Person 2: I dunno dude, he always shows up and ruins everything!

Chicken McNubblet by Matt Batista October 17, 2008

Chicken Moe 

A known individual who draws similarities to that of Moe Howard, the well known actor and comedian who starred as one of the three stooges. This individual is also distinguished by their fatal attraction to chickens, and or any known species of bird. A Chicken Moe preys upon chickens and either forces or courts them into engaging in various sexual acts in order to satisfy it's lust. There has only been one reported sighting of a Chicken Moe located in the rural area of Agency, MO. spanning from the estimated years of 1990 to 1997.

"Oh my word! Agathas been raped by a Chicken Moe!"
"Look at how that chicken Moes' got snowball in the doggystle position"
"Honey, I'm taking Yeller out with me to do some hunting. Neighbors been complainin' bout a bunch'a rapins out there on the Winchester's Farm. They're thinking it might be a Chicken Moe"
Wife: "Honey!!.... look!!!"
Husband: "What is that?"
Wife: "I think it's semen!"
Husband: "Chicken Moe!!!!!!" *whilst shaking fist to the sky"

Chicken Moe by Dr. Catt Meowman November 7, 2010

chicken dick feet 

Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.

"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.

chicken dick feet

chicken dick feet by anon76889 April 5, 2012

chicken nugget pocket 

The pocket in the top left of your shirt

I have a chicken nugget pocket

chicken nugget pocket by Timmyisthecoolboi4mamahashdi January 25, 2017

Chicken Bird

A word that describes utter stupidity. Most of the time the person's name is Bryce.

Chicken Bird, ...... Get it!

Chicken Bird by Like a screw June 7, 2017

chicken dash

Chicken dash is when you run around your childhood friend with your dick out singing the Star Spangled Banner, and is considered an ancient ritual in Slovakia.

You: Dude I heard Jory singing singjng the national anthem last night.
Turtlefuck: He was probably blessing his childhood friend with a chicken dash.

chicken dash by Bukake King69 November 10, 2017