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freaked cookies

"When he heard I was going to move again, he totally freaked cookies."
by Kreeees January 24, 2024
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Mozzarella Cookie

An Epic Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom who is the head of the Golden Cheese Kingdom’s control chamber. They call her the “Brains of the Golden Cheese Kingdom”.
Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie!!
Person 2: Me too, she’s my beloved and I wanna hug her so badly :DDD
by 589534 February 2, 2024
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Assorted cookies

A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al
I saw some assorted cookies at the park.
by 1-Ball April 12, 2023
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Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023
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Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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