Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022

blow a chunk

when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.

i am a bout to blow a chunk in that bathroom

by big papa w long shl0ng August 8, 2017

Blow and blow

When a girl does cocaine off you're penis

Friend: Hey bro, what did you and Maya just walk outta the bathroom together?

You: ya, ma'am just a little blow and blow.

by Superduperkevin June 17, 2018

Boutta blow

When a man, women, nonbinary, homosapian, MILF, DILF, %100 GYAT having slutty man just looks to dang good that you can help but Blow like a train horn or blow like a glory hole.

God damn! Do you see that MEGA GYAT MAN. I CANT HOLD BACK, I THINK, I THINK IM BOUTTA BLOOOOOOWWWW

Boutta Blow : the act of ejaculating or helping someone else ejaculate

by Panicked_Jester January 29, 2024

Super Blow

The highest game of football played in front of a large audience in which your home team doesn't make it. If your team didn't make it all the way this year then you can refer to it as the Super Blow.

I won't be watching the Vikings in the Super Blow this year as they choked in New Orleans.

The Super Blow is in February.

by Cubzfans19 January 25, 2010

Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.

"I'm bored, let's blow this popsicle stand."

by nzeu June 9, 2023

blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017