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Emo Bangs Kid

An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.

Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....

The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids

Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)

I rate them a solid 96/10

"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
"Yo I heard you're an Emo Bangs Kid, that true?"
"Yeah only at home though"
"Sweet bro"
"K"
by Yo-Wtf October 20, 2022
mugGet the Emo Bangs Kidmug.

banging cheeks

When two strippers (any gender) are on the same pole and are positioned ass to ass.
Hey yo, did you see Charlene and Shananay banging cheeks at the crestview lounge!!
by the chewbaca hunter March 4, 2025
mugGet the banging cheeksmug.

bang king

A person who is a master at having sex with different women is called bang king!
by sex mad January 21, 2017
mugGet the bang kingmug.

Vulture bang

A group of middle aged men, wooing in competition for a young lady's attention. It
Wow, the state of this Vulture Bang, embarrassing!
by Lesliegrantham January 25, 2024
mugGet the Vulture bangmug.

bam-bang-whacking

Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.
My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!
by The Sick Man... May 29, 2011
mugGet the bam-bang-whackingmug.

bang danks

"so you want to bang danks errr?"
by bangdankable August 7, 2009
mugGet the bang danksmug.

Bange

Bange can be used when something is Based and Cringe at the same time.
"Im into FNAF lore."
"Thats Pretty Bange ngl."
by Internet Safety Robot May 26, 2021
mugGet the Bangemug.

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