monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

by zyledotpng October 8, 2022

Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Bing-brained

The feeling you get when your mind is racing, each thought produces a new semi-related thought and you are unable to focus on any single thought. Much like the dialogue in the commercial for Microsoft's semantic search engine Bing.

I don't think I'm going to be able to finish this project tonight, I'm feeling very bing-brained.

by bridgetroll817 June 5, 2011

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Brain dead

A YouTuber named JEFF SWIFT.

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂

by Jakes dad June 9, 2019

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021