beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Beat my Shen

To build something up for a massive explosion

Fucken...Beat my Shen

by Brondips September 24, 2024

feet beat

To move quickly.

John was feet beating when he saw the police turning the corner.

by Feet Beat April 5, 2017

Beat up a Youtuber Day

On February 10th you are allowed to assault a Youtuber with no consequences at all!

How i love beat up a Youtuber Day.

by SomeSuper February 8, 2023

outside beating a slight

Going out (outside) and drinking/consuming ( beating) something not too heavy (a slight)

Ethan only had one beer so he said "Outside beating a slight"

by anonymous February 17, 2023

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023