Moody during the day but shines at night
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite
Who am I?
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite
Who am I?
by ADAM LOVER 10101010 November 4, 2025
Get the ADAM ASS mug.One of the many victims/lolcows of Edward9k and his trolling. A troglodyte Malaysian man, real name Adam. At 24 years old, he works at a local pizza shop. Despite lifting weights religiously, Adam retains the appearance of a heavyweight corporate slave who gets hit by SNS worse and needs SSRIs to function.Known for quoting pseudo-intellectual philosophy shit that nobody else in the world cares about, constantly trying to appear deep with his broken English.Adam wishes he could tell his nervous system that he gets no hoes.Adam/goy is easy to make have a meltdown when you tell him that he has been catfished yet again by one of his 'egirls'.
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Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!
Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....
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Shy
Always up for a good time
Little mysterious on the edges
Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x
Shy
Always up for a good time
Little mysterious on the edges
Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x
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Get the Adam mug.a hominoid primate that lived before modern man came into existence such as Australopithecus, Ramapithecus and Shivapithecus.
Zinjanthropus was a pre-Adamite.
by uttam maharjan October 27, 2010
Get the pre-Adamite mug.The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !
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