Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

potato walk

when lindsey walks heavy footed ie all the time

damn you see that girls potato walk its shaking the floor

by the lindsey January 15, 2017

Potato

Me.

Imma potato.

by i.is.panda January 16, 2017

Potato-man

little short chubby man with no penis

that guy is so a potato-man

by Dirron January 27, 2017

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Tough Potatos

When you are tired of hearing someone complaining all the time. Life is hard, stuff happens get over it.

Bill: man I cannot catch a break, my boss hates me, I got a flat, my girl is mad at me.
Frank: Tough potatos man, you are constantly crying about something.

by Brave Feather January 30, 2017

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 3, 2017